Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Dear Chukuma

Got this in my mailbox today, amongst a dozen daily offers from agents offering to sell my property. Quite amusing really...only 5% interest as long as I am not trying to rob him of funds! Nothing has been edited:

Dear Sir/Madam.,

I am Mr. Chukuma Doller, a certified loan lender that offers loan toindividuals,co-operate bodies who need loan for small scalebusinesses, personal investments, and also personal budgets.

As long asyou have a good profile and not trying to fraud or robbed us of funds.Loans are offered at a very cheap and moderate rates,

We arecertified, trusted worthy, eliable,efficientand dynamic. Hurry Up and get this Unique Opportunity now. We give outloan with a low interest rate of 5%. If interested Kindly Contact me via Email:
chukuma_loan_company@yahoo.com

IF INTERESTED,YOU ARE TO FILL THE DATA INFORMATION AND RETURNFULL NAME:FULL CONTACT ADDRESS:OCCUPATION:POSITION:HOME PHONE NUMBER:CELL PHONE NUMVER:MARITAL STATUS:SEX:AGE:BANK NAME:TOTAL ANNUAL INCOME:AMOUNT NEEDED AS LOAN:LOAN DURATION:

Regarsd,Chukuma Doller