Dear Chukuma

Got this in my mailbox today, amongst a dozen daily offers from agents offering to sell my property. Quite amusing really...only 5% interest as long as I am not trying to rob him of funds! Nothing has been edited:

Dear Sir/Madam.,

I am Mr. Chukuma Doller, a certified loan lender that offers loan toindividuals,co-operate bodies who need loan for small scalebusinesses, personal investments, and also personal budgets.

As long asyou have a good profile and not trying to fraud or robbed us of funds.Loans are offered at a very cheap and moderate rates,

We arecertified, trusted worthy, eliable,efficientand dynamic. Hurry Up and get this Unique Opportunity now. We give outloan with a low interest rate of 5%. If interested Kindly Contact me via Email: chukuma_loan_company@yahoo.com

IF INTERESTED,YOU ARE TO FILL THE DATA INFORMATION AND RETURNFULL NAME:FULL CONTACT ADDRESS:OCCUPATION:POSITION:HOME PHONE NUMBER:CELL PHONE NUMVER:MARITAL STATUS:SEX:AGE:BANK NAME:TOTAL ANNUAL INCOME:AMOUNT NEEDED AS LOAN:LOAN DURATION:

Regarsd,Chukuma Doller

HillVista, Yet Another Mass Market Project

Watch out mass market, here comes another ultra overpriced project from Far East Organization! While details on this project is still sketchy, heres what I have found out about it:

Location: Hillview Ave
Units: 127
Price: $1050psf

Don't bother taking a look if you want a big 3-room. This is another Condo that features nothing above 1300 square feet of living space.